Order: Hel-LO fellow wikians an-
Slayer: *Tackles Order* HIT IT, BECKY!
Becky: *Turns on fast-paced Christmas music* Kyle, GO!
Kyle: *Tosses YouTube and Lnerd fancy canes*
YouTube and Lnerd: *Fancy synchronized dancing* Welcome to...
Slayer: The WIKIANS...
Becky: COUNTDOWN! *Throws confetti around*
Order: *Throws command block at music player* NOPE.
Narrator: Thank goodness that was hard to watch.
Order: Mah show! *Tosses Slayer onto the couch*
Narrator: Good warm-up! *Hands Order a baseball painted white and frozen* Now throw this at Becky.
Becky: Wait W- *Hit with baseball* OWWWW.
Narrator: Insist o come back here WHY DONTCHA. *Glare*
Order: I am POWERFUL! B)
Lnerd: So... what are we doing?
Becky: Snowball fight! But I chose to be on Order's team. Or go to the hospital..
Narrator: We're not paying the bill so Order's team it is!
YouTube: So... can I be on Lnerd's team?
Kyle: I guess I'll be on Slayers?
Narrator: And I'll stay inside with my cocoa.
Lnerd: FORT TIME!
- Montage time*
Order: MONTAGE! *Builds walls with snow*
Slayer" We got a MONTAGE!
Becky: We got a MONTAGE! *Makes holes in walls*
YouTube: MONTAGE!!!! *mAKES snowballs*
Lnerd: *Makes an igloo* Get in! *Pulls YouTube and her snowballs in*
Slayer: *Builds a castle-type building with snow and snowball spots*
Kyle: *Just chills and makes snowballs* B)
Order: Becky, listen, don't leave the walls!
Becky: *Throws a snowball* You THINK!?
Lnerd: Oh jeez, oh jeez, OH JEEZ! *Curls into fetal position*
YouTube: Why'd you make an igloo!?
Lnerd: I don't know!!!
Slayer: AHAHAHA! *Throwing snowballs like a mad-man* YEAHHHH!
Kyle: *Keeps hitting the roof of the igloo*
Order: *Throws a snowball at Kyle*
Kyle: Ow! *Wipes it off and keeps peltin the igloo*
Order: HEY! You're supposed to be out- *Hit in the head* OW!
Slayer: TWO HITS AND YOU'RE OUT!
Becky: AH! *Throws a snowball at Kyle*
Kyle: *Topples igloo roof just as he is hit* AH!
Slayer: KYLE! NO!
Kyle: *Falls down* Tell my family... I... love them... *Shuts eyes*
Slayer: Dang, dude, way to ham in the feels. *Is hit in the back of the head with snowball* HEY!
YouTube and Lnerd: *Buried in snow* I think we died.
Slayer: NNnnggghhh......... *Megalovania starts playing*
Order and Becky: O_O OH NO.
Narrator: *Looks out of window* ... *Bites lip*
Becky: HIIDE! *They hide behind walls*
Slayer: I WILL END YOU *Snowball rapid fire*
Becky: hold on, Order!
Order: BECKY WATCH OUT!
Becky: Wha, why- *Is hit three times with snowballs* AH! *Wall topples on her*
Order: BECKY! *Wall falls* AH! *Tackles ground to evade*
Slayer: TIME TO DIE! *Throws 5 snowballs at Order*
Narrator: *Gets in front of Order and blocks all five blows by DELFECTING THEM with his FISTS* -.- *Battle Against a True Herione plays*
Narrator: *Wrings snow off fingers* I join my own team...
Slayer: Wha- you can't!
Narrator: IK'll do as I please, thank you! *Makes snowball and starts walking forward* I'll give you ten seconds. Hit me if you can.
Slayer: Game on. *Throws 60 snowballs in rapid succession dead on at Narrator*
Narrator: *Dodges 59 and grabs the 60th mid-throw and aims it back at Slayer*
Slayer: *Hit* AH!
Narrator: *dROPs other snowball* I think that means I win.
Lnerd: Order's still in.
Narrator: *Looks at Order* Oh, well then. I forfeit. Order wins by default. *Walks back inside*
Order: Oh mah gosh... I HAVE A BOSS NARRATOR!
YouTube: We failed!
Becky: I NEED AN ADULT.
Order: There are no adults!
Becky: I need one anyways!
Order: CUE THE OUTRO!
Order: ANYWAYS! This is thee 12th of December, marking 13 more days till Christmas! WOO! And NO ONE TACKLE me or I will sic Narrator on you!
Wikians: O_O WE'RE GOOD.
Narrator: *Calmly sips hot cocoa* Anyone wanna come back? *Death glare*
Wikians: No sir! Bye! *Run out door*
Order: I cant help but laugh. >:3
Narrator: Which is why this is amusing. *Screen fades to black*