Order: Hel-LO! My fellow wikians and welcome to Order's Christmas Countdown! Or OCC if you are lazy. Today is the tenth of December, marking 15 days till Christmas! I notice the date for episode one is a bit messed up, but rest assured this is a good countdown!
Narrator: *Unenthusiastically waves hands* woo. -.-
Order: *Oblivious* ANYWAYS! Slayer has suggested a Secret Santa gift exchange!
Narrator: Wait shouldn't we be doing this ON Christmas?!
Order: MM. o.0 Umm... Who cares I want an excuse to give someone a gift. And I'm rigging it so I get one of the Jesses.
Narrator: UGH. Fine; I'll get the New Order.
Order: *Grabs car keys* And the Old Order. *Runs off*
Narrator: *Glances at camera* We're all gonna die. *Starts calling people*
The Secret Santas
Order: *Paces* Get over here alreadyyyyyy. *Has a pink box set up on the table with peoples' names on slips of paper inside*
Narrator: *Chills by fireplace, sipping his hot chocolate* Calm down, give them at LEAST five seconds.
Order: NGGGH. *Resumes pacing*
Gabriel: *Knocks on door*
Order: *Backflips over to door and opens it* Heyo!
Axel: *Copies Magnus* Sup.
Olivia: Hi again.
Ellegaard: At least you're not trying to kill us this time.
Ivor: Just wait until she puts you in a car.
Lukas: Hey, Order.
Petra: Thanks for the stuff yesterday.
Jesse: How come we all have individual responses?
Soren: Not me.
Order: We're doing a secret Santa gift exchange thing. *Shoves everyone inside*
All: *Has on their winter outfits*
Soren: A secret... what?
Narrator: *Shoves Order away from Soren* It's where you have to give someone a gift but you don't tell them who it is from.
Ivor: More secrecy. Reminds me of good times. *Sarcasm
Order: You're grumpy today.
Ivor: Because you're not giving me good lines!
Lukas: How about we just go on with this Secret Santa thing of yours, Order?
Magnus: Doesn't sound deadly. Almost dissapointing.
Order: "Almost"? Anyways! *Shoves everyone into chairs*
Ellegaard: Why do you keep shoving us?
Order: No reason. *Cough* Time restraints *Cough*
Narrator: *Rolls eyes* Wonderful.
Order: Ok, for the strange lot that doesn't know what the heck this is; we just take one slip of paper out of this box and pass it on. Do not announce whose name is on the paper-it is who you give the present to. So... lets begin! *Pulls a peice of paper out and passes the box on*
- Time skip because laziness*
Gabriel: So... is this it?
Order: Yep! Go buy a present! We meet in five hours!
Narrator: Wha- Order! You can't rush these people! They have to think about their gift! Long and hard! To have meaning and-
Order: bruh everyone left already.
Narrator: *It's just him and Order* ... *Sigh* I'll go get a gift.. *Walks out*
Order: Well... that wasn't funny at all! *Runs out*
Everyone: *Back at the table with wrapped gifts*
Axel: So... what now?
Order: The gifts are in a pile; grab them.
Olivia: Well... OK, then. *Grabs the gift meant for her along with everyone else grabbing their respective gift*
Ellegaard: *Opens hers* A... lever?
Soren: I was out of stuff.
Ellegaard: *Shrugs* Thanks?
Soren: *Opens his* EEEEEEEEEEE *Continued "eh" sound*
Narrator: OH GOSH! Make him stop!
Gabriel: Soren, stop that confounded sound!
Soren: *Has an Enderman plushie* MY BABY.
Magnus: Dude, you.have.ISSUES.
Gabriel: *Opens his* A new sword! Ha-HA! *Swings sword*
Lukas: *Opens his gift* Aww, cute! *Hugs a small ocelot plush toy*
Petra: *Smiles and opens hers* ...Lapis. Seriously?!
Ivor: *Laughs* Sorry, it was too good. Here is the real gift, though. *Hands Petra another present*
OrdeR: Does anyone understand the SECRET part here?!
Ivor: Shut it and let me do this!
Petra: *Opens it* A diamond!
Ivor: To make up for... well, you know. *Opens his* BOOKS! :D
Axel: *Opens his* Aw, man! A potato with TNT strapped to it! YEAH!
Olivia: *Opens her gift* A dispenser! I needed one of those!
Narrator: *Opens his* YES! More hot chocolate!
Jesse: *Opens his* Cool, a new enchantment for my sword. "Unbreaking" *Laughs*
Order: *Opens hers* It's a pink flower! :D
Order: *Gets it* Yay!
Jenny: *Opens hers* It's.. a certificate. Saying that I have full ownership of the horse I rode when escaping the Wither Storm... wow. :)
Order: Yay! Is that everyone?
Magnus: NOPE! *Opens his* OO! *It's TNT*
All: OH NO.
Magnus: *Lights it* KA-BOO- *Screen goes to black*
Order: *Speaking in the darkness* Don't... forget... to suggest another idea... for the next episode! AGH.