Kidnapping and the Contest!
OOTCB: Hello peoples of this place and welcome to MY studio!
Narrator: You mean our house?
OOTCB: *Blushes* I mean the studio, this is a studio. And not at all our house.
Jesse: *In a cage with Jenny the rest of the New Order* What's the big idea, Order!? This is insane!
Lukas: Yeah, why are you kidnapping us!?
Ivor: *In a cage with the rest of the Old Order* If this is because you want lava lamps THEY ARE MINE. LONG LIVE LAVA!
Narrator: *Backs away from Order*
OOTCB: I have brought you here because-
Soren: Shipper's contest?
OOTCB: I SAID SILENCE! *Fires a gun directly above Soren*
Soren: Eeehhhh..... *Hides behind Gabriel*
OOTCB: But yes. I had Narrator kidnap you all because of the contest. Now, lets do some dares!
Jenny: But you KIDNAPPED us, we're not going to listen to you!
OOTCB: I bed to differ. *Has an array of weapons*
All: We're doomed.
OOTCB: *Reading off paper* Ok, so the government says I can't kill you..
OOTCB: *Burns paper* But WHO CARES!? We've got a dare for the ENTIRE Old Order, including you, Grumpy-Pants.
Narrator: They want you and the Old Order to go on an amazing adventure to find treasure.
Old Order plus Ivor: *Let out of cage* Lets go! *They run out of the house*
Petra: You think they'll come back?
OOTCB: I have Pinky tracking them. They can't escape me. If they go back to Shipper, they're doomed.
Axel: Hey, what about the episode 8 cast!? They were dareables!
OOTCB: Narrator is out kidnapping them.
Jenny: OH NO. You're NOT daring me! Don't think I forgot what happened before! I am NOT stupid!
OOTCB: Stupid enough to remember I had guns. *Loads AK-47*
Jenny: I SURRENDER! ;_;
OOTCB: Good. As I was saying, you've been dared to try and... 0.0
Oliva: What does it say?
OOTCB: To..try and... kill Lukas.
Lukas and Jenny: *Look at one another* WHAT!?
OOTCB: *Lets those two out of a cage and put them in an arena* Have at it, I guess.
Lukas: I have no weapon!
Jenny: I do... 0.0'
Lukas: AHH!! *Runs*
Jenny: *Chases Lukas* I hate this but we're both dead if we don't!
OOTCB: *Looking really nervous*
Jesse: You think she'll do it?
Narrator: Not one bit.
OOTCB: OK ok ok, wait, stop! *Takes Jenny's sword* Not letting Lukesse die. Back to the cage, dare failed.
Narrator: *Comes in with a large cage with the episode 8 dareables*
Nell: Ok, this is like, totally uncool.
Hadrian: What is the big idea here?!
OOTCB: Welcome.. DAREABLES.
OOTCB: Great timing, Narrator, we just got our next dare. Two, actually, but we'll hold off on one. Mevia, you have to fight Em, Nell, AND gladiators!
OOTCB: GO OR FACE MY WEAPONS!
Mevia: *Taken to another arena with Nell, Em, and gladiators* Wait, I don't have any stuff!
OOTCB: *Hands Mevia a sword and gun* Good luck. *Teleports away*
Mevia: Oh, shoot. *Pummeled by gladiators and Em*
Nell: *Standing back* Umm...
Mevia: THIS IS HORRIBLE!
OOTCB: Well, this is amusing.
Narrator: I'll let her have her moment.
Narrator: Order, we're on the last dare.
OOTCB: *Runs over to Narrator and snatches the paper* FINALLY! OK, Hadrian, lets have some fun!
Hadrian: I am doomed.
OOTCB: YES YOU ARE! You have been dared to fight ME! And it's a fight to the DEATH.
OOTCB: Seeing that Shipper is my friend and you're HER dareable, I'll enable respawn. Leggo. *Hands Hadrian some weapons and drags him to the third arena*
OOTCB: *Summons command block*
Hadrian: OH GOSH!
OOTCB: *Megalovania plays* AHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! *Speed attacks Hadrian*
Hadrian: *Hits wall and loses half health* 0.o'
OOTCB: DIE, REUBEN OFFENDER!!!! *Kicks Hadrian into the sky and he lands on the floor face-first and respawns*
Hadrian: *Scarred for life*
Narrator: OK, I'll handle he questions. The first one is for... Axel and Olivia. It asks: How did you feel when Mevia kidnapped you.
Axel: Erm... confused? I mean, I SO could've handled it if she hadn't, y'know snuck up on me. Then I woke up and I was in a smelly box.
Olivia: I was more scared than confused. Mevia was so fast and I wasn't sure what reason she had for kidnapping us yet.
Narrator: Well.. that wasn't funny at all.
Axel: Umm... googles?
Axel: I don't know.
Narrator: Petra, Lukas, and I- oh, wait, Ivor isn't here. Petra and Lukas, what would you do if JESSE WAS A VILLIAN!?
Jesse, Jenny, and OOTCB: WHAT!?
Petra: Well... I'd beat their sense into them?
Petra: Sorry? I don't know! You're not a villain!
OOTCB: *Hides headcanons*
Lukas: I'd be scared. Jesse AND Jenny could easily beat me up if they felt like it. So... I'd be doomed. Maybe I'd try to TALK them out of it?
OOTCB: Aww, good Lukas. :D
End of Dares and Questions
OOTCB: Well, that's all-
Old Order: *Kick down the door* FREEZE.
Ivor: *Runs in with the police* RELEASE THE OTHERS!
Magnus: OR THIS HOUSE GOES BOOM!
OOTCB: Magnus, you were one of my favorites, COME ON!
Police: HANDS UP, KIDNAPPING IS ILLEGAL!
OOTCB: I got permission! From Shipper!
Police: Shipper is on a thin line as it is, SO HAND OVER THE PEOPLE!
Em, Nell, and the Gladiators: *Stop beating up Mevia and look at the police*
New Order: *Stare at Order*
Narrator: Now, officers, if I can expla- *Tasered* AH!
OOTCB: *Triggered* HOW DARE YOU TASE THE NARRATOR!
Police: STAND DOWN.
OOTCB: NOPE! *Uses command block and sends the police to oblivion* -.-
All: O_O Are... they... OK?
OOTCB: I mean, they're trapped in a black limbo for about a week, so.... But, hey, Old Order. THE SHOW WAS OVER.
Old Order: OHHH... *Look at one another*
Gabriel: It was Ellegaard's idea...
OOTCB: Oh REALLY? *Lets everyone out* Go home, but not YOU, Ellegaard! GET BACK HERE! *Chases Ellegaard*
Narrator: Well... this is the end of this episode! I have to go fill out some paperwork... everyone else can go home... Bye...
OOTCB: *In distance* I WILL END YOU, ELLEGAARD!