OcelotSlayer: So, are we on?
Candylover55: Come on! Let's do this!
OcelotSlayer: Welcome to my own Ask or Dare! These are my co-hosts, or I guess, alter egos, LovePug and Candylover55!
Petra: Hope you didn't forget ab- um...
OcelotSlayer: Oh, yeah, thanks for that, Petra!
Darables (except Petra): >:(
Slayer: Now, on to torturing you guys! First one, since Shipper forgot to do it, girls! All of you have to put on a ballet performance!
Olivia: Doesn't sound too bad.
LovePug: We thought you'd say that. So you have only 2 minutes to choose a song and practice!
Lukas: Say what you want, you'll do great guys!
Jenny: So, we chose "Sugar" by Maroon 5!
Candy: Not really ballet music, is it?
Ellegaard: YOU GAVE US TWO MINUTES!
Slayer: Fair enough.
Petra: Okay, let's just get this over with.
- time skip*
Boys and hosts: *give a standing ovation*
LovePug: Actually, I have an objection. That was horrible!
Ellegaard: WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE?!?!?!?!?!?!
Hosts: Fair enough.
Slayer: Now, I want you guys to have a drawing contest! All of you! And you have to draw... a crystal gem from SU as an animal!!
Axel: I suppose you'll be judging?
Slayer: Of course not! I decided to bring in some of my friends from the wikia!
Sofia: So, this is your studio?
DatBeardyGuy: Pretty neat.
Jesse: Those guys?!
Slayer (with movie star grin): Yep.
Ivor: Well, obviously I have the intelligence and social skills of Peridot, so I'll draw her.
Slayer: You do realize Peridot's social skills are less than 0?
- another time skip! (hey, this really is hard work)*
Slayer: The winner is... Petra with a bunny Lapis!
Axel: I thought you said you weren't judging.
Slayer: I didn't. But everybody else left when they saw your terrible drawings.
Candy: Okay, okay, onto to the next one.
LovePug: (whispers dare)
Ivor: I have to do WHAT?!
Slayer: LovePug told you: ask Harper if she ever kissed Otto. (Though I really hope the answer's no...)
Ivor: Um, Harper... you... um... ever kiss Otto?
Harper: No. The most I've ever done is give him a high-five...
Ivor: Okay, that's good.
Slayer: You bet it is. I was going to have a heart attack if she said yes.
LovePug: I didn't know Harvor was your OTP!
Slayer: How could you not? You're part of me...
Candy: Now onto questions!
Candy: So, mine is: Jesse, what would you give up for another hour with Reuben?
Jesse: My life. Then I could join him. I... he... he was my everything. And I suffer going to sleep every night without him.
LovePug: Wow. Touching. Right, Slayer? Slayer?
Slayer: (in corner with tissue box) Don't judge me. Reuben's death was number 4 on my most emotional moments list.
LovePug: Next is from me. Harper, how well did you know Cassie Rose?
Harper: Not very well. Why? When did you meet her? Did she say anything about me?
Jenny: Um... are you hiding something, Harper?
Petra: Yeah, I think we missed something here...
Slayer: Final one. Mine. Petra, do you know if anybody else in the Witherstorm was effected by Wither Sickness?
Petra: I don't know. Might've just been me. I-
Slayer: Okay I don't want to hear the rest...
End of Questions and Dares
Slayer: So, I think I finally know what it feels and how much hard work it is to make Ask or Dares. I really respect you for it, Shipper. I might do another one, if that's okay with you.
Jenny: Wait? MORE?!?!
Candy: See ya!
Slayer: (blows kiss at camera)