Shipper: Inspired by Wooooooooooooooohooooooooooo! (aka RushDoesNotArt on dA), we are going to do the Wedding Meme today!
Nikki: Yey! This is gonna be fun! We've never done a meme before!
Nick: And for whom's wedding is this for?
Shipper: Why, Petra's of course! (Due to reader suggestions)
Nikki: Ooh, coooool! I've always wanted to know what her wedding would look like!
Shipper: Let's begin!
The Bride\Groom: Jesse
Shipper: HA! I knew it! #Jetra!
Nikki: Huh. Funny how even the website ships them. You think we're taking it too far?
Shipper: IDC I SHIP IT!
The Best Man: Nick
Nikki: Well, at the very least, that's accurate, I guess.
Nick: Uh, no it's not. How can I be his best man if I wasn't even BORN when they were married?
Ring Bearer: Radar
Shipper: Owo That's ADORABLE!
Nikki: Lol! I'm visualizing him in a tiny tux just skimming the hallway with a pillow XD
Flower Girl: Olivia
Shipper: Innocent and smart! The perfect traits for a flower girl!
Wedding Planner: Nikki
Nikki: Of COURSE I'd plan my brother's wedding! Why wouldn't I?
Nick: Because you'd blow up the church with special effects or something.
Nikki: What? Haha! No, I wouldn't! *pushes box of explosives under table with foot*
The Preist: Warden
Shipper: ...The worst part is, that would make sense.
The Bridesmaid: Reuben
Shipper: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD OMFG I'M NOTCHDAMN WEAK!
Nick: Talk about putting lipstick on a pig! LITERALLY! HAHAHAHA!
The Chef: Otis
Shipper: Okay, I can work with that. So long as he doesn't serve porkchops...
Father-in-Law: Lukas
Shipper: Wait...so that makes Lukas...PETRA'S DAD?!
Nick: Well, in his defense, he DOES have many dadly traits.
The Overjoyed, Crying Mother-in-Law: F! Jesse (Jenny)
Shipper: The Internet ships Lukesse as well.
Nikki: I guess it's only fair, since Jesse and Petra have their own TellTale ship thread.
The Jealous One: Romeo
Romeo: I was in Jesse's dusty-____ing skin! Why didn't she fall for me?! I'M ____ING ROMEO!
Shipper: Oh, so all you wanted was a kiss?
Romeo: Yeah, I guess I could've settled for that...
Shipper: Then you can kiss my ___hole!
Nikki: *MLG air-horn*
Nick: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Wedding Crasher: Aiden
Shipper: =) WHERE ARE THE KNIVES
Nikki: *whips out war tank* Ain't no jerk-off sinking MY ship! And he CERTAINLY won't ruin my big bro's special day!
Nick: O_O;...I'm just gonna...*ducks for cover*
The Photographer: Stella
Shipper: OMG, are you serious? She'd probably take pics of herself half the time, I guarantee it.
The One Who's Wedding I'm Jealous Of: Harper
Shipper: She and Ivor got alchemists to do EVERYTHING for them! And it was soooooooooo cool! Lucky studs.
Nick: *halfway into a piece of Ivor and Harper's wedding cake* Hm?
The Person Who's Only There For Cake: Axel
Shipper: Obviously it's the giant who eats. Got any other cliches coming our way? *train that reads "ENDING WITH A JOKE" on the side charges in and hits Shipper* OW! WTF?!
Nikki: *holding a remote control* Sorry! But to be honest, you were kinda asking for it. Anyways, guys, comment and follow this blog post if you wanna see more random memes! We might even make this a series, if you wanted! And if you wanna do the meme yourself, click this link! https://www.random.org/lists/
Nick: What do you mean? We have the AoD show! (Or is that getting old now?)
Nikki: Till then, fellow Wikiers! Laters!