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Shipless on The Ask or Dare Show Pt. 2: Revenge of the Order of the Command Block

OOTCB: How's it hangin' folks? My name is The Order of the Command Block, and we are here with the newest Ask or Dare! And here are Shipper's OC co-hosts, Nikki and Nick!

Nikki & Nick: Hellooooooooooooo Wikia!

OOTCB: So, since Shipper is out, I'll be filling in for them for a bit. But don't get cocky! I won't be any gentler than they are!

Jenny: Somehow that doesn't surprise me. And what was with the dramatic entrance in the last episode anyway?

OOTCB: That's just show-biz, bub! But anyways, it's time for--! Drumroll, please!

Alex: *drumroll*

Nikki & Nick: SPEED DARING!

Slayer: Wait, shouldn't we be looking for Shipper? Something REALLY bad may have happened!

OOTCB: *throws Jake, Pece, and Becky at Slayer* Here! Take these three! Now go! Find our host!

Jake: Did you really have to throw us?!

OOTCB: Just playing the part. Break a leg, my friends!

Pece: I think I already did!

Slayer: *flat as a pancake*


Speed Daring...BEGIN!

Dare #53

Nick: Jesse! Fight the Tantibis from My Little Pony!

Jesse: A creature from a little girls' show? Pffffft! I can do that!

Tantibis: *shows image of Reuben dying*

Jesse: ...;_;

Tantibis: *shows image of Jesse telling Reuben to fetch his sword*

Jesse: I...I'm sorry! I didn't mean for him to die!

Nick: Da feelz ;-;...Why, Pece? WHY?!


Dare #54

Nikki: Jesse! Petra! Fly like Superman!

Petra: Come on, Jesse! Time to save the day!

Jesse: *curled up in tiny ball*

Petra: I'll be Supergirl...

Jesse: *jumps up* Then what are we waiting for?! Let's fly! *grabs Petra's wrist and runs for cliff*

Petra: WAIT WAIT WAIT! WE CAN'T ACTUALLY FLY!

Jesse: *jumps off* I BELIEVE I CAN--*plummets* DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

Nikki: A little food for thought, Costlyllama. When daring a flight dare, be sure the people can actually STAY IN THE AIR!


Dare #55

OOTCB: Order 2.0 and Classic Order! Eurovision Song Contest! NOW!

Lukas & Jenny: *singing "Clock Strikes"* Believe the' time, is always forever. And I'll always be here, believe it till the end! I won't go away, and won't say never! You don't have to be afraid, you can keep it till the end!

Olivia & Axel: *singing "Vivir mi Vida"* Voy a er reir! Voy a bailar! Vivir mi vida-la-la-la-la! Voy a er reir! Voy a gozar! Vivir mi vida-la-la-la-la!

Magnus & Ellie: *singing "Headphone Actor"* Ugomekidasu sekai kaijou o, namidatsu you ni yureru matenrou, Magiremo nai kono ke wa dou kiite mo, kikiakita jibun no koe ta!

Nikki: Wow. I never knew Magnus and Ellegaard knew Japanese!

OOTCB: *too busy swooning over the Lukesse act*

Nikki: Of course. And what a dare well done by SofiaWikia88!


Dare #56

Nick: Jesse! Switch minds with Lukas!

Lukas: Um, okay? What will THAT do?

~Time Skip~

Jesse (as Lukas): Jenny, I'm telling you! I'M JESSE!

Jenny: No way! Jesse's over there! With Petra!

Lukas (as Jesse): Petra, for the last Notchdamn time! I. AM. LUKAS!!

Petra: Listen, I like you, but you REALLY need to get your eyes fixed. YOU'RE Jesse.

Nick: *golf clap* Woooooooooooooow, Pece.


End of Speed Daring

OOTCB: Ha-ha! Now I now why Shipper started speed daring! This is awesome! And a new Wikier! That's a win-win!

Nikki: Yeah, we LOVE getting new Wikiers! *waves to SofiaWikia88*

Hooey: Petra! How was your dare? How'd you survive the cliff? Can I get you something? Like a biscuit, maybe?

Petra: I thought these people already guest-starred!

OOTCB: I kept them around. They're my friends, for Notch's sake! And besides, that means more torture for you!

Petra: *cries*

Jesse: *pats her shoulder while trying to push away Alex*

Alex: Stop--avoiding--ME!

OOTCB: Well, that's our show, folks! Remember to keep rollin in those questions and dares!

Nikki: Till then, fellow Wiki--

OOTCB: Ooh! Almost forgot! I have something special planned for the next episode!

Jenny: Really?! For who?

OOTCB: *evil grin* For YOU.

Jenny: '{:{

~To be continued...~

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