Shipless on The Ask or Dare Show Pt. 2: Revenge of the Order of the Command Block
OOTCB: How's it hangin' folks? My name is The Order of the Command Block, and we are here with the newest Ask or Dare! And here are Shipper's OC co-hosts, Nikki and Nick!
Nikki & Nick: Hellooooooooooooo Wikia!
OOTCB: So, since Shipper is out, I'll be filling in for them for a bit. But don't get cocky! I won't be any gentler than they are!
Jenny: Somehow that doesn't surprise me. And what was with the dramatic entrance in the last episode anyway?
OOTCB: That's just show-biz, bub! But anyways, it's time for--! Drumroll, please!
Nikki & Nick: SPEED DARING!
Slayer: Wait, shouldn't we be looking for Shipper? Something REALLY bad may have happened!
OOTCB: *throws Jake, Pece, and Becky at Slayer* Here! Take these three! Now go! Find our host!
Jake: Did you really have to throw us?!
OOTCB: Just playing the part. Break a leg, my friends!
Pece: I think I already did!
Slayer: *flat as a pancake*
Nick: Jesse! Fight the Tantibis from My Little Pony!
Jesse: A creature from a little girls' show? Pffffft! I can do that!
Tantibis: *shows image of Reuben dying*
Tantibis: *shows image of Jesse telling Reuben to fetch his sword*
Jesse: I...I'm sorry! I didn't mean for him to die!
Nick: Da feelz ;-;...Why, Pece? WHY?!
Nikki: Jesse! Petra! Fly like Superman!
Petra: Come on, Jesse! Time to save the day!
Jesse: *curled up in tiny ball*
Petra: I'll be Supergirl...
Jesse: *jumps up* Then what are we waiting for?! Let's fly! *grabs Petra's wrist and runs for cliff*
Petra: WAIT WAIT WAIT! WE CAN'T ACTUALLY FLY!
Jesse: *jumps off* I BELIEVE I CAN--*plummets* DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
Nikki: A little food for thought, Costlyllama. When daring a flight dare, be sure the people can actually STAY IN THE AIR!
OOTCB: Order 2.0 and Classic Order! Eurovision Song Contest! NOW!
Lukas & Jenny: *singing "Clock Strikes"* Believe the' time, is always forever. And I'll always be here, believe it till the end! I won't go away, and won't say never! You don't have to be afraid, you can keep it till the end!
Olivia & Axel: *singing "Vivir mi Vida"* Voy a er reir! Voy a bailar! Vivir mi vida-la-la-la-la! Voy a er reir! Voy a gozar! Vivir mi vida-la-la-la-la!
Magnus & Ellie: *singing "Headphone Actor"* Ugomekidasu sekai kaijou o, namidatsu you ni yureru matenrou, Magiremo nai kono ke wa dou kiite mo, kikiakita jibun no koe ta!
Nikki: Wow. I never knew Magnus and Ellegaard knew Japanese!
OOTCB: *too busy swooning over the Lukesse act*
Nikki: Of course. And what a dare well done by SofiaWikia88!
Nick: Jesse! Switch minds with Lukas!
Lukas: Um, okay? What will THAT do?
Jesse (as Lukas): Jenny, I'm telling you! I'M JESSE!
Jenny: No way! Jesse's over there! With Petra!
Lukas (as Jesse): Petra, for the last Notchdamn time! I. AM. LUKAS!!
Petra: Listen, I like you, but you REALLY need to get your eyes fixed. YOU'RE Jesse.
Nick: *golf clap* Woooooooooooooow, Pece.
End of Speed Daring
OOTCB: Ha-ha! Now I now why Shipper started speed daring! This is awesome! And a new Wikier! That's a win-win!
Nikki: Yeah, we LOVE getting new Wikiers! *waves to SofiaWikia88*
Hooey: Petra! How was your dare? How'd you survive the cliff? Can I get you something? Like a biscuit, maybe?
Petra: I thought these people already guest-starred!
OOTCB: I kept them around. They're my friends, for Notch's sake! And besides, that means more torture for you!
Jesse: *pats her shoulder while trying to push away Alex*
OOTCB: Well, that's our show, folks! Remember to keep rollin in those questions and dares!
Nikki: Till then, fellow Wiki--
OOTCB: Ooh! Almost forgot! I have something special planned for the next episode!
Jenny: Really?! For who?
OOTCB: *evil grin* For YOU.
~To be continued...~