Our 100th Dare! Congrats, PeaceableKingdom!

Shipper: Hows it hangin' folks? My name is Jetrashipper, and I am SO sorry I took so long to post this, but this is Episode 31 of Ask or Dare! And here are my OC co-hosts, Nikki and Nick!

Nikki & Nick: Helloooooooooo Wikia!

Shipper: Now, the reason I was gone THIS time, is because Nikki is gaining attention from some of the Wikiers over at me MC:SM FanFic Wiki! I had a lot of work to do, but I found the time to make the episode today! :D

Jesse: Whoopty-freakin-doo.

Shipper: Jesse, I don't like that attitude. 

Jesse: Yeah, you're right. That doesn't quite match the tone. Sorry. Whoopty-______-doo.

Shipper: *pulls lever* TO THE DUNGEON WITH YOU!

Jesse: *falls down trapdoor* NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAIN!

All (except Hosts): O.O

Shipper: Glad I have your attention now. Before we get started, I'd like to thank Mini P.E.K.K.A. and OcelotSlayer for their entries for the "How I'm Hangin'" contest! If I missed any, I either didn't recieve the link in my message wall or I just missed it. Don't worry, you have till Halloween to make your episode. Then, I'll announce the winner! Now, on with the dares! 

Dare #100

Shipper: Whoop-whoo! *pulls lever*

Old Builders: *fall down trapdoor* AAAAAAAAAAH! *thud*

Harper: Hi, Jesse. Ow...

Jesse: Hi, Harper.

Shipper: And we're off to a lovely start! Congrats to PeaceableKingdom for daring the 100th dare!

Dare #101

Shipper: Hey, guys! What's your favorite song? I don't have one because they're ALL SO GOOD!

Nikki: "The Great Divide," by the McClain Sisters.

Nick: "Take a Look Through my Eyes," by Phil Colins.

Petra: "Live for the Night," by Krewella.

Olivia: "I Thought I Lost You," by Miley Cyrus and John Travolta.

Axel: "Boom-Clap," by CharliXCX.

Lukas: "Not a Love Song," by Ross Lynch.

Jenny: "Clock Strikes," by OK Rock.

Gabriel: "Fight Song," by Rachel Platten.

Ivor: "Stronger Than You," by Estella.

Soren: "Good Time," by Owl City.

Magnus: "Daddy," by PSY.

Ellie: "Counting Stars," by OneRepublic.

Harper: We'd tell you, but we're stuck down here!

Nikki: Do think we should have a singing contest?

Shipper: Nah. Got too much on my hands already, so I'll let 'em slide. Besides, Sofia never specified that. Next one's from Kirbyfan 100, and--ew! HAHA, gross! 

Axel: What is it?

Dare #102

Shipper: Here, eat this! *hands Axel ice cream cone*

Axel: You were disgusted by ice cream? Should I be worried about this?

Shipper:! I just hate chocolate.

Axel: Meh, I guess that's believeable. *licks ice cream*

Nikki: *fights to hide laughter*

Nick: *covering mouth*

Axel: *finishes cone* Huh...that actually wasn't so bad. Thanks, Shipper!

Shipper: Oh, holy--*grabs stomach*

Nick: *pukes*

Axel: Wow, you guys must really hate chocolate.

Nikki: I'm never eating chocolate ice cream again as long as I live! But the next dare is from Hooigan101, and they want everyone to have a biscuit food fight.

Petra: Of course. You know, if Hooey ever dares us with something NON-biscuit related, THAT'S the day of Armageddon.

Dare #103

Lukas: *builds giant biscuit cannon* Jenny, load up!

Jenny: *fills cannon w/ Hobnobs* Loaded!

Lukas: FIRE IN THE HOLE! *fires cannon*

Olivia: *gets buried under Hobnob pile*

Axel: I SHALL AVENGE YOU, MY BISCU--oh, that doesn't really work...oh well. *draws biscuit sword*

Gabriel: *riding biscuit horse* Onward, my battle compainion!

Biscuit Horse: *rears and whinnies, then charges at Magnus and Ellegaard*

Magnus: Don't worry! My strip mask has a secret button that will--*notices mask is missing* THE MASK! Where's the mask?!

Ellie: OOTCB took it! It literally took you a whole episode to figure that out?!

Magnus: Oh, s--

Gabriel: *knocks Magnus & Ellegaard over*

Magnus & Elie: *ded*

Shipper: *shooting biscuit gun randomly* TASTE THE BISCUIT, MOTHERDUCKERS!

Nick: *hiding in biscuit fort* Wow, that's the closest Shipper's come to actually swearing. This is a serious battle.

Nikki: Forget the language! This is WAR! Now reload the honey sauce turrets! And while we're at it, Bready wants Ivor to find the lava lamp!

Dare #104

Ivor: We're in the middle of a biscuit war! There's no time to--*sees lamp on table next to him* Oh, never mind!

End of Dares

Shipper: Well, that's our show, folks! Remember to keep rollin in those questions and dares! And congrats to Pece again for daring our 100th dare! *gets knocked out by incoming biscuit*

Nikki: Till then, fellow Wikiers! Laters!

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