The Lukesse Episode!
Shipper: How's it hangin' folks? My name is Jetrashipper, and I am back and more than ready for another Ask or Dare! And here are my OC co-hosts, Nikki and Nick!
Nikki & Nick: Helloooooooooooooooo Wikia!
Shipper: Now, most of you wondered where I was, I'll bet. Well, when there's Jetra around, you know who to call!
Jesse: & Petra: -////////-
Shipper: Now, since I'm feeling tired from all the searching I did, I feel like we should--
Nick: Do a speed dare session?
Shipper: I was going to say finally do something nice for the darables and go get ice cream, but your idea sounds better!
Nikki: Soren! Duel the Witherstorm!
Soren: *holds up iron sword* EN GARDE, YOU FORTRESS-EATING FREAK!
Witherstorm: *whaps away sword w/ tentacle*
Soren: ...Well, crap.
Witherstorm: *eats Soren*
Nikki: Cliche. Oh, Lever, Lever, Lever. You have much to learn about being a Wikier.
Nick: Axel! Dress up like an anamotronic and scare the crap out of everyone!
Axel: My pleasure! *puts on Nightmare Bonnie outfit and turns off the lights*
Lukas: Hey! Who turned out the lights? Turn em' back on, I can't see!
Jenny: Ah! Hold me! *jumps into Lukas' arms*
Lukas: ...Never mind, you can keep it like this.
Axel: *anamotronic scream*
Order 2.0: -_-...
Petra: That was super lame, Axel.
Axel: What?! How'd you--?!
Jesse: Dude. You should've gone with Nightmare Fredbear. Bonnie is WAY more trimmer than that.
Axel: >:( Is this what you wanted, Peaceable Kingdom?! To see me humiliated?!
Shipper: Ivor! Watch Ham-Ham Land!
Ivor: *not there*
Ivor: *already watching* OMG OMG THEY'RE SOOOOOOOOO CUTE! AND TINY! AND HUGGABLE! AND--
Shipper: -_-...Kirby, I have no words.
Nikki: Jesse! Watch Pikachu's farewell without crying!
Jesse: Pffffft! A goodbye from a lightning mouse? Easy peasy.
Jesse: >,O,< NUUUUUUUUU! Don't do this, Ash! Pikachu loves you, and wants to travel with you forever!
Nikki: Kirby, you nugget of darkness...I am so proud.
Nick: Magnus! Axel! Cannon fight!
Axel: *builds tower*
Magnus: *already firing cannon*
Axel: *blows up*
Magnus: Yay! I wi--*gets pushed by Axel from behind* AAAAAAAAAAH!
Axel: Yay! I did it! What do I win?!
Nick: A sad feeling.
Nick: Becky, I'm sorry if it was bland, but what did you expect?
Shipper: Jesse! Petra! Kiss in front of all the Luktra shippers!
Jesse: Why not?
Petra: I'm all for it! *kisses Jesse*
Luktra shippers: *tearing clothes apart* NUUUUUUUUU! LUKTRA IS DONE FOR! >,O,<
Lukas: So? I don't care. I love Jenny now.
Jesse: Best. Dare. EVER!
Shipper: I second the blockhead! A job well done, Pece!
Nikki: Lukas! Jenny! Eat some spaghetti, you two look starved.
Lukas & Jenny: *sit at table for two*
Lukas: I feel like you guys are planning something...
Nick: *in waiter's uniform* Your spaghetti, Mr. & Mrs. Lukesse.
Jenny: That's not our last name.
Nick: Screw it, and eat your food!
Lukas & Jenny: *eat spaghetti*
Nikki: Betcha fifty cents they share a noodle.
Nick: Betcha fifty cents someone's gonna interfere.
Lukas & Jenny: *share a noodle*
Lukas: Screw it. *kisses Jenny*
Jenny: *kisses back*
Nikki: You lose!
Nick: >:( *gives Nikki fifty cents* I hope you're satisfied, Pece.
Nick: Lukas! But Jenny her favorite candy!
Lukas: Anything for my bae! *gives Jenny heart-shaped box of milk chocolates*
Jenny: Aw! Thank you! *kisses Lukas*
Lukas & Jenny: *make out*
Nick: O//////o Jesus, get a room! I know OOTCB's probably's gonna like this, but still!
End of Speed Daring
Shipper: Well, I think after THIS episode, Lukesse's pretty much been confirmed.
Lukas & Jenny: *still making out*
Nikki: It's true love, bub! Can't you deal?
Nick: NO! NO, I CANNOT DEAL WHEN IT COMES TO LICKING SOMEONE ELSE'S TONGUE!
Shipper: Ugh! Stop, before you gross ME out! But anyways, that's it for today's episode! Remember to keep rollin in those questions and dares!
Nick: RGGGGGGGGGH, I'M GONNA CHAINSAW THOSE TWO APART! *revs up chainsaw*
Shipper: Oh, no you don't! Lukesse may not be my OTP, but there is NO way I'll let you destory it! *tackles Nick*
Nikki: Till then, fellow Wikiers! Laters!