Ask or Dare Shows Are Speedy, but Shipper NEVER Takes it Easy
Shipper: How's it hangin' folks? My name is Jetrashipper, and we are here with--you guessed it---another Ask or Dare! And here are my OC co-hosts, Nikki and Nick!
Nikki & Nick: Hellooooooooooooooo Wikia!
Shipper: So, in the last episode, I got a TRUCKLOAD of good ones, and I couldn't do them one at a time, so--
Petra: You'll do none of them and give us a freebie? AT LEAST tell us we're only doing a few of the many!
Shipper: Keep dreaming, bud! We're doing our first SPEED DARE SESSION! after that, we'll do the questions.
Jesse: FIRST?! You mean--
Jenny: THERE'S MORE?!
Nick: Yup, I think that's what Shipper meant.
Lukas: ...We're screwed.
Speed Dare Session...BEGIN!
Nikki: Lukas! Buy Jenny a gift!
Lukas: *has box of chocolates* Only the best for my bae.
Jenny: *slaps chocolate box out of Lukas's hands* Boi, I don't want none of your stinkin sweets!
Jenny: *in head* Curse you, OcelotSlayer!
Nick: Magnus! Tell Ellie you love her and make out in front of all the Magnugaard haters!
Magnus: In your face, Sorengaard shippers! I LOVE MAH ELLIE! *makes out w/ Ellie for 10 seconds straight*
Sorengaard Shippers: *bawling their eyes out*
Nick: *slow claps* You have impressed me, Slayer.
Shipper: Order 2.0! Beat up Soren for ditching you in Episode 4!
Jesse: FOR REUBEN! *tackles Soren*
Order 2.0 (except Jesse): FOR THE WIKIERS! *also tackle Soren*
Soren: FOR MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE! *tries to escape*
Shipper: Lol, Slayer, you're so evil.
Nikki: Jesse! Petra! Fight each other! But like a married couple would! (Sorry Slayer, but Jetra will NOT be ruined. Not on my watch)
Jesse: YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING TO COOK DINNER!
Petra: WITH YOU LAZING AROUND ALL DAY, I'M SURPRISED WE EVEN HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT EVERY DAY!
Jesse: WHO SAVED THE WORLD FROM A GIANT MAN-EATING STORM?!
Petra: WHO COULD HAVE SAVED US FROM THIS SHOW HAD HE LISTENED TO ME?!
Jesse: Wha--? Petra, it's a dare.
Petra: DON'T YOU TRY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
Nikki: Intervention is required! *knocks out Petra w/ sledgehammer* I will NOT see Jetra crumble in front of me!
Nick: Lukas! Sell flint and steel in creative mode!
Lukas: *sobbing and flying around, dropping flint and steel* GET YOUR FLINT AND STEEL HERE! ONLY FOUR NINETY-TWO-BOO-HOOOOOOOO!
Nick: Geez, Blondie, get over yourself. If PeaceableKingdom were here, they'd be ashamed of you.
Shipper: Ivor! Watch this terrible movie!
Ivor: *holding disc case* "Super Seven?" Huh. *puts disc into DVD player*
~1 hour and 25 minutes later~
Shipper: Ivor, you can stop now...Ivor?
Ivor: GO AWAY! I'M TRYING TO WATCH THIS AGAIN! YOU GO, CHINTU! YOU TOO, RINKI!
Shipper: Um, I think your plan backfired, Kirbyfan 100.
End of Speed Daring
Shipper: *flops down on beanbag chair* Whoo! What a rush,am I right, homies?
Nick: *stretches* Yup! Nothing like a good ol' speed dare session to kick off the episode.
Nikki: Well, technically it's half-over, but I see your point! So, this question is from our newest Wikier, OcelotSlayer. They want to know, Jesse, if you feel guilty about Reuben.
Jesse: I...I feel horrible. I told him to go get my sword...if I had just thought more about it...maybe I could have found another way...but I was impatient and reckless, and now look what happened...me...my friends...the MC:SM fandom...is depressed. Because of me...*tear falls*
Petra: Oh, Jesse. You know we don't blame you for what happened.
Jesse: Well, you should.
Petra: *hugs him* Too bad, blockhead.
Shipper: Anyone else have the mixed-but-sudden urge to cry, but also chant "Je-tra! Je-tra! Je-tra?"
All (except Jesse & Petra): *raise hands*
Shipper: Yup, thought so. Anyways, Kirbyfan 100 asked Jesse what was going through his head when Spat nearly mind-controlled him?
Jesse: *wipes eyes* Well...I was NOT about to be some hamster's slave. But I didn't have any weapon against him. So I was semi-scared, semi-determined.
Nick: BORING. Okay, Magnus, OOTCB was asking if--
Magnus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE NOT ME! ANYONE BUT ME! PLEEEEEEEEEEASE!
Nick: Sorry, man. For the Wikiers. OOTCB was asking if you ever made Dometra art ever?
Magnus: Oh...really? Uh...*whispers* Can Shipper hear us?
Magnus: Great! Then YES, I do! I even have a secret account on Deviantart reserved JUST for Dometra art!
Shipper: YOU WHAT?!
Magnus: S-S-Shipper? Nikki, I thought you said they weren't listening!
Nikki: I was TRYING to say, "No, they ARE listening!" You never let me finish!
Shipper: SO NOW, THAT MEANS I GET TO FINISH YOU! *attacks Magnus*
End of Questions
Shipper: *sigh* I feel much better.
Nick: 'Fraid the same can't be said for old Maggy over there.
Magnus: *body tied up in knot and hung from studio ceiling* Owwwwwwwwwwww...
Nikki: Violent. I like it.
Shipper: Yeah, so do I. But we're out of time, folks! Remember to keep rolling in those questions and dares! Now, I need to go and start brainstorming! Our 20th episode is tomorrow! It's time to PARTY!
Nick: Aw, yeah! 20 episodes of kicking some MC:SM character butt! I can't wait! I'll bring the peanuts!
Nikki: Till then, fellow Wikiers! Laters!