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Out w/ The Old vs In w/ The New

Shipper: How's it hangin' folks? My name is Jetrashipper, and we are here with another exciting Ask or Dare! And here are my OC co-hosts, Nikki and Nick!

Nikki & Nick: Helloooooooo Wikia!

Shipper: So, I got some 1v1 dares from you guys. Well, more like 5v5, I guess. Or, 5v6? 4v...I don't know, okay?! With Ivor around and Soren apparently leaving us in Episode 4 of MC:SM,I'm notsure just how much the Classic Order has to give!

Petra: Wait a second! Now you're turning us against each other?!

Shipper: Oh, please. You do that all by yourselves. (cough-cough episode 16)

Nikki: So, first one is from Hoogian101. They want the Classic Order and the Order 2.0 to fight until there's only one man standing.

Gabriel: Well, this shall be easy, me being a warrior and all.

Jenny: Um, yeah, an old, smelly warrior who couldn't even save himself from a Wither.

Nick: ROASTED! OHHHHHHHHHHH!

Gabriel: YOU'RE GOING DOWN FIRST!

Shipper: Hey! Save the fighting for when the heading shows up!


Dare #29

Classic Order & Order 2.0: *in battle arena*

Nikki: Ready...BEGIN! 

Classic Order & Order 2.0: *attack each other*

Lukas: YAAAAAH! *knocks Axel out from behind* Wow! I can't believe that worked!

Olivia: *whacks Lukas w/ club*

Lukas: *groggily* I can't believe I didn't see that coming. *faints*

Magnus: DIE, ELLEGAARD WANNA-BE! *tackles Olivia*

Hosts: *eating popcorn*

Nick: Jab him with a left! A LEFT!

Jenny: *underneath Gabriel* A left what?! Both my arms are pinned!

Nikki: IVOR! WATCH OUT FOR--!

Ivor: *gets crushed by redstone trap*

Ellie: Aw, yeah!

Nikki: Never mind, I think you've got it under control...

Shipper: YES! DIE! BURN IN FRONT OF ME! MUAHHAHAHA!

Nikki & Nick: O.O

Shipper: Chill out, guys. It's a camera act. 

~Time Skip, cuz' I'm lazy~

Petra: *kicks away Soren's unconscious body* Alright! Who wants a taste of some PETRA POWER?!

Jesse: Beware, challenger! You're about to get--*sees only Petra is left*...! Jesse'd?!

Shipper: Oh...crud...

Nikki: This can't be happening! Jesse...

Nick: Against Petra?!

Petra: *in head* What?! No! I can't fight him! There's GOT to be another way!

Jesse: *gulps* Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no...

Nikki: Shipper...? Can we intervene? *sees that Shipper isn't there* Wha--Shipper?

Shipper: *flying in on a wrecking ball* WAIT! DON'T HURT EACH OTHER! *wrecking ball smashes them both* Oops...looks like I already took the liberty of doing so...heh heh...at least Jetra is safe...right?

'Nikki: 'IT WON'T BE IF YOU KILL THEM!

Nick: Leeeeeet's just move on. Becky MCPE wants the Classic Order and the Order 2.0 to go head-to-head in--*dramatic pause* --FAMILY FEUD!

Lukas: Never heard of it.


Dare #30

Shipper: Welcome to Family Feud! Let's get started! So, we've got the Order 2.0--!

Order 2.0: *waves from booth as studio audience cheers*

Shipper: And the Classic Order!

Studio Audience: *cricket chirps*

Shipper: As expected. Anyways, we've got Magnus vs Jenny up first! The question where there are a total of 6 answers is: What are Shipper's interests?

Jenny: *hits buzzer* Ooh! Shipping Jetra, right?

Shipper: Ding-ding-ding! Right on, Jenny! That's 88 points!

Magnus: I got this one! Hmmm...that Domitron fellow?

Shipper: .....................

Magnus: They must be calculating how many points I've got. *grins* I got this in the bag.

Shipper: >///////////< WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! NO WAY! -100000 RIGHT THERE! ORDER 2.0 WINS, HANDS DOWN! 

Classic Order (except Magnus): *glare at Magnus*

Magnus: Stop looking at me like that! Shipper's the one in denial!

Nikki: Ahem...this one's a question from OOTCB, for Harper.

Harper: Oh, well, great. Now it's MY turn to suffer!

Nikki: Actually, they were showing a bit of concern: they wanted to know if you were uncomfortable in that metal box getting to the show.


Question #10

Harper: Oh? Uh, well...if the box was METAL, then you're in for a LOT of bruises. But if that same box would get me OUT of here, it'sl ike travelling in first class.

Nick: Well, THAT was insulting. I, for one like this show. Anyways, this last one's a dare from Kirbyfan 100, and they...huh? What's this mean?

Nikki: Here, let me see. *reads dare* O///////O

Shipper: *reads dare* Oh, geez...

Petra: What? What is it?

Nikki: Uh...they want YOU to pretend you're pregnant...and that Jesse's the father...

Petra: O//////o WHAT?!

Nick: Hang on, how does that even happen? Are you going to tell me--

Nikki: NEVER! IT'LL TAKE AWAY ALL OF YOUR INNOCENCE!

Nick: O...kay?

Shipper: We like your innocence. Makes you cute.


Dare #31

Petra: *w/ pillows stuffed under shirt* Um...Jesse?

Jesse: Yeah, Petra, what is it?

Petra: I...have a surprise for you.

Jesse: Surprise? What kind of--*sees Petra "pregnant"* O//////o Uhhhhhhh...

Petra: Looks like the little ones are on their way...heh heh...

Jesse: WE'RE MADE! LET'S BAIL! *jumps out window*

Nikki: Hold up...did Jesse just say...they're MADE?! That means--

Shipper: *covers Nikki's mouth* Woah! Woah! Let's cut to the outro, shall we?


End of Questions and Dares

Shipper: Well, that wraps up THIS episode! Remember to keep rolling in those dares and questions. Let's just...try to make them less awkward...savvy? This is E-rated, remember? I hope I baby-proofed this one enough, but...still!

Nick: You think Jesse survived jumping out the window?

Shipper: I doubt it. We're 4 stories up.

Nikki: Till then, fellow Wikiers! Laters!

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