Minecraft Hamarato Mode: The Return of Domitron3
Shipper: How's it hangin' folks? My name is Jetrashipper and THIS is episode 17 of Ask or Dare! And here are my OC co-hosts, Nikki and Nick!
Nikki & Nick: Hellooooooooo Wikia!
Shipper: Okay so...first off, I got a request from one of my friends to be on the show, but...I had to say no.
Nick: No?! Why?!
Shipper: Because I said in the last episode I wouldn't be accepting anymore guest star requests! I'm dead serious about this guys!
Nikki: Too late. Already brought him.
Dom: Uh...hi again, Shipper.
Jesse: Ha-ha! NO way! Domitron is back?!
Lukas: Right behind you! *whips out iPhone* @LukasPorter--"Greatest day of Ask or Dare fans. #Dometra"
Shipper: DO NOT LET THEM SEND THOSE TWEETS!
Nick: On it! *takes out flamethrower and melts iPhones*
Petra: Hey! We just learned how to work those!
Shipper: Too bad! Starting show now! So, KirbyFan 100 wanted Jesse to fight Spat from Hamarato! Nice show.
Jesse: But how am I supposed to beat him if I don't know what he can do and his weaknesses?!
Shipper: No one said you had to win. You just have to fight.
Spat: You dare challenge me, mere mortal?!
Jesse: No, Shipper dared me. Blame them.
Spat: Blashphemy! You shall pay dearly for your mistake! *shoots lightning from pitchfork*
Jesse: *deflects blow w/ sword*
Order 2.0 & Classic Order: *chanting* Jes-se! Jes-se! Jes-se!
Hosts & Dom: *chanting* Spat! Spat! Spat!
Spat: *hits Jesse w/ lightning blast*
Order 2.0 & Classic Order: ...Spat! Spat! Spat!
Jesse: Gee, thanks for the support!
Jenny: You're welcome!
Spat: There is nowhere to hide! Become my slave! *sends grey cloud*
Nikki: Oh boy! This is the best part!
Dom: I have an idea! Let's stone Jesse before he gets turned! *throws rocks of Harmony*
Jesse: *rock hits head* Ow! *another one hits* Hey! *one more hits* OUCH! STOP ALREADY! *angrily kicks rock*
Spat: *is hit w/ rock right in the chest* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *explodes into grey cloud*
Nikki: You threw rocks of Harmony, stupid! That was Spat's weakness!
Shipper: Oh, it probably doesn't matter. I'd have a LOT of angry Wikiers if Jesse died or something. So, this dare's from PeaceableKingdom, and I could only choose one of the many they sent, because I can only do so much. So, the Order 2.0 has to eat and read fortune cookies.
Axel: Is that all? Alright, I'm feeling hungry anyways.
Jesse: *opens fortune cookie* "Beware of the fame that surrounds you." *looks around* Um, I think I should have done that LONG ago. A little late on the warning, aren't we?
Petra: *opens fortune cookie* "The toughest warrior always has the warmest heart." Well, that's nice to hear.
Lukas: *opens fortune cookie* "The secret to life is NOT hair gel." -_-...
Jenny: *opens fortune cookie* "The love you seek is inside the enemy." Huh. Wonder what that means...
Olivia: *opens fortune cookie* "A relationship will be testing you." Ooh, forboding.
Axel: *opens fortune cookie* "We're just going to be direct: the Chinese food you ate was poisoned." WHAT?! *stomach gurgles* Oh, crap! WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?!
Nick: On the other side of the studio.
Axel: Sorry! Don't have the time! *stomach gurgles louder*
Dom: GET DOWN! *ducks*
Shipper: YOU HEARD THE MAN! DIVE, DIVE, DIVE! *also ducks*
All (except Axel): *take cover*
Axel: *farts loudly*
~PLEASE STAND BY. WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES~
Shipper: *wearing gas mask* Oh Notch...everyone okay?
Dom: *wearing gas mask* I'm still alive! Nikki? Nick?
Nikki & Nick: *wearing gas masks* We're good!
Jenny: *choking* H-hey! What about...us...?
Shipper: Sorry girl, but we don't need you for any dares or questions, so...you're on your own.
Nikki: As for Axel, Olivia, and Petra, take these Lysol-sprayed rags. It's the best we've got. *tosses rags*
Axel, Olivia, & Petra: *catch rags*
Nick: Good! Now, OOTCB has another question for you all, and--
Petra: What?! From OOTCB?! NO! I'M DONE! *jumps out window*
Dom: Uh...well...at least we can get some fresh air into the studio, right?
Shipper: Nikki, be a doll and go fetch her for us, will you? We need her for the last question.
Nikki: On it! *leaves*
Shipper: Now, with the question: Axel, if you discovered all the TNT had been taken by your closest friend, what you do and how would you react?
Axel: You're asking me what I would do if OLIVIA stole all my TNT? Well...I...I...
Olivia: *in head* The fortune cookie is coming true...a relationship is testing me!
Axel: I...I'd just have to deal with it. I'd never be mad at Olivia. TNT is good, but friends are more important.
Dom: *wipes away tear, then looks at Shipper* I couldn't have said it better myself.
Shipper: o///o Boi, the action's over there! Go fanboy in the europhia of Olixel!
Nikki: *enters* I'm baaaaaaack! And I've got Petra! *has Petra tied up in a lead*
Petra: Curse your command block Ender Dragon form...
Shipper: So, Petra, Georgia3904 wanted to know: where'd you get the chainsaw from the last episode?
Petra: Really? That's all? Oh, I got it from the weapon pile Nikki left us from the last episode.
Nick: *glares at Nikki* Oh right, I nearly forgot about that!
Nikki: Aw, come on, homie! Forgive and forget, am I right?
Nick: NO. *punches Nikki's shoulder*
Nikki: Okay, point taken. In other news, OW!
End of Questions and Dares
Shipper: Well, that's our show, folks! Remember to keep rolling in those questions and dares!
Dom: Wait! What about mine? What gender are you?
Nikki: Uh, till then, fellow Wikiers! Laters!
Dom: No, wait, wait, WAIT!
Nick: *turns of camera*