Monster Galling 101
Shipper: How's it hangin' folks? My name is Jetrashipper, and we are back with another thrilling episode of Ask or Dare! And here are my OC co-hosts, Nikki and Nick!
Nikki & Nick: Hellooooooooooooo Wikia!
Shipper: So, we have a special guest with us today! They sent in such a pack of ideas, I decided to base this entire episode on them! Welcome my fellow Wikier, MonsterGal101!
Shipper: Welcome to the show, 101! So, how does it feel to be here?
MG101: It feels AMAZING! I bet there are a LOT of Wikiers who'd want this opportunity! Say, why's there plywood on the studio walls?
Ivor: *busts thrugh plywood covering* HONEDGE! GET BACK HERE!
MG101: Oh yeah! I nearly forgot about that last episode.
Shipper: Who could? Anyways, your first dare was for Jenny, Lukas, Ivor, and Harper.
Ivor: It'll have to wait! I'm THIS close to catching Honedge...
Nikki: It's a double date dare...
Ivor: *throws iPad over shoulder* HONEDGE WILL HAVE TO WAIT!
Shipper: Did you tell them the Blaze Rods have to invade?
Nick: *evil grin* Nope.
Shipper: Well, way to commence, soldier.
Lukas, Jenny, Ivor, and Harper: *sitting in movie theater*
Harper: *eating popcorn* I have no idea what I'm eating, but I don't care!
Jenny: *sipping orange soda* This is unlike any potion I'VE ever tasted.
Lukas: *lays hand over Jenny's* Whoo...okay...you got this, buddy...just go for it...
Ivor: *sweating* OhmyNotchohmyNotchohmyNotch. Come on, old man, you can do it.
'Lukas, Jenny, Ivor, and Harper:' *lean in for kiss from respective date*
Blaze Rods: *burst through screen*
Aiden: LUKESSE CONFIRMED!
Maya: HARVOR CONFIRMED!
Gill: BLAZE RODS!
Lukas, Jenny, Ivor, and Harper: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!
Shipper and MG101: *high-five*
Lukas, Jenny, Ivor, and Harper: SHIIIIIIIIIIPPEEEEEEEEER!
Harper: I. HATE. YOU.
Nikki: *eating popcorn* Oh, please. You have no idea how many times we get that.
Nick: *sipping orange soda* Yeah, so cliche.
Shipper: Anyways, next one is the question: how were your previous relationships before this dare show?
Jesse: Well, me and Petra were just super-close friends--
Petra: And now we know we have a crush on each other.
Jesse: So...not sure what to think of it.
Shipper: WHAT?! BUT WHAT ABOUT JETRA?!
Petra: Um, you never even explained what Jetra IS.
Shipper: ...No. Just...no. I'M DONE! I am NOT going through with this question! JUST--! AAAAAAGH!
MG101: Fair enough. Next one is a dare, and it's for Ivor to hire an elite team of lava house builders to build lava houses all over the world!
Ivor: Ooh-hoo-hoo! This will be a fun dare.
Ivor: Okay, listen up, builders! We've got a LOT of work to do! I need you to spread out to the 4 corners of Minecraftia to build the BEST lava houses this world has ever seen!
Harper, Milo, Isa, StacyPlays, and Leah: YES SIR!
Ivor: Now, go, my minions! GO!
Newssman: This just in! There's a lava house outbreak all over Minecraftia! Thankfully, a young hero, and local Ask or Dare show host, Jetrashipper, and their friends, MonsterGal101, Nikki, and Nick have captured these hienous criminals while the cleanup is in session.
Ivor: *getting shoved onto police horse* No-no-no, you don't get it! This was a dare from the show! Tell them, Shipper!
Shipper: Tell it to the judge, Beardy! I don't know what you're talking about!
Ivor: *sobbing* I HATE MY NOTCHDAMN LIIIIIIIIIIIFE!
MG101: You ARE going to tell them it was just a dare, right?
Shipper: *smirk* Maybe. So the last dare is for everyone else to become Youtubers!
Nick: And I guess we can let the actual Youtubers help...right?
Nikki: Yeah...I may not like it, but we owe them THAT much...
Shipper: *sigh* FINE.
DanTDM: Hey, everyone! Dan here, and welcome to "How to Make a MC:SM character a Youtuber!"
StampyCat: Hello! This is Stampy, and welcome to "How to Make a MC:SM character a Youtuber!"
Petra: Shouldn't StacyPlays be here to help us too?
Axel: She got arrested, remember? She was one of the lava house builders.
Olivia: Anyways, how do we do this?
DanTDM: First, you need your set-up.
Jesse: *in a camera studio* Buttons! I always love a good button! *pushes button*
StampyCat: NO! WAIT! That's the-
StampyCat: *feebly* Self-destruction...button...*faints*
Jenny: Why do you even HAVE a self-destruct button?!
DanTDM: Ever since all the trouble with PAMA, you tend to get paranoid!
End of Questions and Dares
Nick: Well, that was a total disaster...isn't it great?!
MG101: *laughing like crazy* I know! I wish I could be on this show every episode!
Shipper: And you can be! Just send in your questions and dares, and we'll put em' up here for viewing pleasure!
MG101: ...I never thought of it that way...yeah! You're right! Well, I gotta get going, but thank you SO much for having me on today's episode.
Shipper: And thank YOU for coming! That's our show, everyone! Be sure to send in your questions and dares like you always do to star in this show every day!
Nikki: Till then, fellow Wikiers! Laters!