Surprise! New Character, Incoming!
Shipper: How's it hangin' folks? My name is Jetrashipper, and I got bored of waiting for everyone to vote and request new questions and dares, so--
Jesse: You made this final episode so we can all go home now?! :D
Shipper: BUT, since I didn't want to stop doing this, I made up a few of my own! So here are my OC co-hosts, Nikki and Nick!
Nikki & Nick: Hellooooooooooo, Wikia!
Shipper: Oh, and I got my own nametag now! I like it. But not important! So, in the last episode, I asked you all to vote on who should win the cooking show dare. (Thank you, Random-Rengeki) It was between Petra, Olivia, and Nikki! And, since I never reached 16 votes like I planned, I just tallied up the most! So, without further ado, the winner is...
Shipper: NO ONE! It was a tie with Petra and Olivia!
Petra & Olivia: WHAT?!
Olivia: You mean we were stuck in this studio wasting our lives away while waiting for people to fuel you STUPID show only to find out it was a TIE?!
Nikki: And how come it's between Petra and Olivia?! It was a close run at least, right?
Shipper: Uh, yeah! Real close!
Nikki: See, girls? You lucked out!
Shipper: *to self* Close to unanimous.
Petra: Well, now what?
Shipper: Now, I get to torture you both with my OWN dares for making my fellow Wikiers wait so long!
Jesse: Hey! YOU'RE the one who--
Nick: *slaps hand over mouth* I'd stop right there if I were you. Unless you've completely given up on life...
Shipper: SO! You girls have to go on a date with each other's crushes!
Jenny: Wait a minute! That would mean...!
Lukas: That Petra has to go on a date with Axel--
Nick: And Olivia with Jesse?!
Nikki: *glares at me* There is an evil to you that I never knew before...
Shipper: I know. Even I'M disgusted. What am I thinking?!
Nick: You tell us! You're the one daring it!
Jesse & Olivia: *sitting at a candlelit table for two*
Jesse: The...food's nice, isn't it?
Olivia: But we haven't even ordered yet.
Jesse: I...was talking about the other customers's food. Looks tasty, right?
Olivia: We're the only ones here.
Jesse: Hey, I'm just trying to avoid awkardness!
Olivia: With stupidity?
Nikki: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN SON YOU JUST GOT BURNED! *MLG air horn*
Jesse: *gets up* Alright, that's it! I'm done! Torture me all you want, Shipper, but I am NOT going through with this date!
Shipper: Eh, that's fine. I half-hoped it would be a disaster anyway. Now, I'm gonna go check on Petra and Axel.
Petra & Axel: *sitting on bench on top of hill, staring at sunset*
Axel: Shipper can be the worst, am I right?
Petra: Amen to that. That host is always driving us nuts! I mean, it's nice they're doing it for their fans, but still! Not exactly Funland for us.
Axel: But man, do they pack a punch! Like when I got beat up for eating the Pocky Sticks from that Pocky Challenge you and Jesse did?
Petra: o///o I-I thought you forgot about that! It was way back in the first episode!
Axel: Are you kidding? NO one could forget that! So kawaii! :3
Petra: -_-...Did you just use a fangirl term?
Axel: *shrugs* You bring it up when you need it most.
Nick: Friendly conversation...you think it'll grow?
Shipper: Eh, let's just leave em'. Jetra's not at stake yet.
Nick: Awwwww...*puts sniper rifle away*
End of Dare
Shipper: Well, that was short. But before we sign off, I have a surprise for you all!
Jesse: Is it a good surprise? You know, for us?
Shipper: You'll see. Okay, boys, bring in the cage!
Delivery Men: *roll in metal box*
Soren: Hey! What's in there?
Shipper: See previous answer. Release the Old Builder!
Lukas: OLD WHAT?!
Petra: Hold up. Is that--
Harper: *is thrust out of box* Oof! Ow! So much for travelling in comfort.
Jesse, Jenny, Petra, Lukas, & Ivor: HARPER?!
Shipper: Yessiree! It's Harper! Our newest darable character!
Harper: Darable...character...? As in the darable characters of the "Ask or Dare: With Jetrashipper" Show?!
Delivery Men: *leave*
Harper: NO! WAIT! I WAS KIDDING ABOUT THE TRAVEL THING! TAKE ME WITH YOU!
Nikki: Looks like she's a huge fan of our show!
Nick: Yeah, she's gonna love it here!
Harper: *cries* I'm way to old for this! Notch, take me now!
Ivor: O//////O Harper's...here...on the ask ore dare show...with me...?
Gabriel: Hey, look! Ivor's blushing!
Ivor: I, what? No-no-no you've got it all wrong! It's...overly warm in here!
Shipper: *evil grin* Hehe...I can see the dares already. Anyways, that's our show, folks! Be sure to continue rolling in those questions and dares. And remember to include Harper too!
Nikki: Till then, fellow Wikiers! Laters!