My first attempt at a roleplay/Q&A
Pig Master: Hi guys, I have a special guest with me today!
Jesse: Yeah, what's up. Where's the sword you promised me?
Pig Master: Oh, I lied to get you here.
Jesse: WHAT?! Ok, I'm outta here.
Pig Master: I'm afraid you can't do that. You signed a contract to be my co-host, remember?
Jesse: I didn't sign anything!
Pig Master: Oh, yeah, I forged your signature, too.
Jesse: *whispers to reader* HE'S A MADMAN.
Pig Master: Haha, always such a kidder. Anyways, you can ask us stuff.
Jesse: And, uh, how long am I forced to work with you?
Pig Master: As long as I wish.
Jesse: Seriously, plz help me.
Asks are now open!