Beardy: Thank you, how do! We're Beardy and Beardo!
Beardo: How do!
Beardy: We're, uh... back, with another game show.
Beardo: Your just upset that you didn't win the Ask Or Dare thing, ennit though?
Beardy: Nah, mun! I'm gonna make this BETTER than that garbage.
Beardo: I hope Shipper doesn't take that as an insult, I really don't...
Beardy: We're back for Round Two of our game shows!
Beardo: There's only one. Roll the tape! Roll it!
Beardo: ROLL IT!
Beardy: Just roll it!
Beardo: Will do.
Beardy: Jesse, can you think up of a theme song?
Beardo: Oh no...
"HOW CAN I HELP YOU HERO JESSE"
"I NEED A MASK TO CLOBBAH DAT DERE EMILY"
"THAT'S WHAT WE DO BEST AT TTG"
"YOU BETTER GET IT WITH SEASON 2 GUARANTEE!"
Beardy: *wipes a tear* BEAUTIFUL!
Beardo: Name all the games in order.
Ivor: Lava Spleef, Lava Race, and Lava Walls.
Olivia: THE OVERWORLD
Axel: It was.. uh, just the Walls. I was only there.
Jesse: It's Spleef, Lava Race, and the Walls!
Lukas: It was-
Petra: FIGHTING SIMULATOR 23!
Beardy: What's the prize for answering correctly?
Olivia: New Car!
Ivor: A free lava bucket!
Petra: More questions.
Beardo: When is Beardy actually gonna release Wild Breath?
Ivor: SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE. WHO KNOWS.
Beardy: He gets 100 style points, 100 Greediness Points, 23 Style Points, 10 LOVE Points, 6 Happiness Points, 100 Lava Points!
Beardy: Who can forget the time we all got into the treehouse that day. What unusual thing did Axel do that day?
"WAS ONLY A RIIIICH MAAAAAAAAAN"
"ATE THE CAKE"
Petra: Turn it off!
"BUT YOU RAISE MEEE UPPPP"
"AND LIFT ME HIGHER"
"Oh wait, your crushed."
End of Questions
Beardy: Take those earplugs out.
Beardo: No. Not until its over.
Beardy: It is.
Beardo: ...Ah, peace at last! Sorry about that fellas! I forgot how cruddy Axel's singing was.
Beardy: We're ending the show here, fellas.
Beardy: Well, yeah! Short and sweet, or DatBeardyGuy's getting lazy!
Beardo: Ah, well, then, ta-ta for now, fellas.