DatBeardyGuy: How's it hanging folks? It's me- Wait, I'm by myself, and I practically stole the show for Jetra to go get some grape juice. Anyway. I'm the star of the show (yay) and I say YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE. Muahahaha! I have MY OC's, Beardy and Beardo! And they'll be doing my dirty work! Joy!
Dare 1[]
Beardy: Em! Challenge Sans to a dunking contest!
Em: Sure thing!
CUE BASKETBALL COURT
Beardo: Wait, that's not a basketball! That's a basketcube! Oh...
Em slams the basketcube into the net, it makes a big hole in the floor.
Beardy: That's to be cubed.
Dare 2[]
Beardo: Jesse! Climb up stairs!
Beardy: ... Jesse?
Jesse: *about to fall into the void* I DON'T LIKE STAIRS!
Beardo: Sigh... Who comes up with these?
Beardy: *fishes Jesse out* Hey, I caught a Jerkwad Fish!
Dare 3[]
Beardo: Hadrian, make the walls come down!
Hadrian: IT'S TIME FOR THE WALLS TO COME DOWN!
Beardy: ...Oh, no...
Beardo: What?
Beardy: Look.
Cue Trump train whistle.
Donald Trump: OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Beardo: STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
End of Dares[]
Beardy: Gosh, that was mental. Time to answer your questions, even though there were none!
Question 1[]
Beardy: Ivor, What is a lava lamp?
Ivor: Clearly a lamp made out of lava, duh! The best tool to exist in all of Minecraft!
LONG LIVE LAVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question 2[]
Beardo: What's 1+1, Axel?
Axel: Clearly it's 42.
Beardo: You, sir, are a genius.
Question 3[]
Beardy: What is this even for?
Beardo: It's for Shipper's uh, thing, contest.
Beardy: Reckon de speak English?
Beardo: NEIN
End of Questions[]
Beardy: Wow. That was short.
Conclusion[]
Beardy: Well, while Hadrian goes through 50 medications, we gotta end this on a short note! I know, it's such a pity party, but we gotta jet because Jetrashipper is coming back with the grape juice. So, cheerio, mah friendos!...Beardo?
Beardo: PUNISHMENT SERVED. Cheerio!