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DatBeardyGuy: How's it hanging folks? It's me- Wait, I'm by myself, and I practically stole the show for Jetra to go get some grape juice. Anyway. I'm the star of the show (yay) and I say YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE. Muahahaha! I have MY OC's, Beardy and Beardo! And they'll be doing my dirty work! Joy!

Dare 1

Beardy: Em! Challenge Sans to a dunking contest!

Em: Sure thing!

CUE BASKETBALL COURT

Beardo: Wait, that's not a basketball! That's a basketcube! Oh...

Em slams the basketcube into the net, it makes a big hole in the floor.

Beardy: That's to be cubed.

Dare 2

Beardo: Jesse! Climb up stairs!

Beardy: ... Jesse?

Jesse: *about to fall into the void* I DON'T LIKE STAIRS!

Beardo: Sigh... Who comes up with these?

Beardy: *fishes Jesse out* Hey, I caught a Jerkwad Fish!

Dare 3

Beardo: Hadrian, make the walls come down!

Hadrian: IT'S TIME FOR THE WALLS TO COME DOWN!

Beardy: ...Oh, no...

Beardo: What?

Beardy: Look.

Cue Trump train whistle.

Donald Trump: OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Beardo: STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

End of Dares

Beardy: Gosh, that was mental. Time to answer your questions, even though there were none!

Question 1

Beardy: Ivor, What is a lava lamp?

Ivor: Clearly a lamp made out of lava, duh! The best tool to exist in all of Minecraft!

LONG LIVE LAVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Question 2

Beardo: What's 1+1, Axel?

Axel: Clearly it's 42.

Beardo: You, sir, are a genius.

Question 3

Beardy: What is this even for?

Beardo: It's for Shipper's uh, thing, contest.

Beardy: Reckon de speak English?

Beardo: NEIN

End of Questions

Beardy: Wow. That was short.

Conclusion

Beardy: Well, while Hadrian goes through 50 medications, we gotta end this on a short note! I know, it's such a pity party, but we gotta jet because Jetrashipper is coming back with the grape juice. So, cheerio, mah friendos!...Beardo?

Beardo: PUNISHMENT SERVED. Cheerio!

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