You know the rules get right into it!
Granted, but the effect does not go on you, it only does to other people, making you annoy people, making them annoy you, making the spray actually useless.
I wish the floor didn't creak every time I step on it.
Granted but the door squeaks everytime you open it.
I wish my charger worked.
Granted, but now all other things don't work.
I wish for a paradox.
Granted, but then you have an existential crisis.
I wish I was better at math.
Granted, now you suck at spelling.
I wish that a potato flew around my roooom!!
Granted, it has a nuke inside.
I wish for world domination.
Granted, your dominated world collapses
I wish for my dad to ANSWER THE PHONE!!!
Granted, but he gets mad at you.
I wish for everything I wish for not be corrupted.
Granted, but error information does not compute.
I wish for fish.
Granted. A shark appears and eats you.
I wish for a toothbrush.