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Facemeat talking to Jesse
Name Facemeat
Gender Male
Species Human
Latest Known Status Alive (Ep8)
Affiliation Gladiators,
The Games
Allies Hadrian (Formerly),
Mevia (Formerly),
Jesse's Gang,
Slab the Immovable,
Capital T
Enemies Hadrian,
Jesse's Gang (Formerly),
Competitors (Formerly)
First Appearance "A Journey's End?"
Latest Appearance "A Journey's End?"
"And Facemeat. Doesn't. Like. Cheaters."
—Facemeat to Jesse. src

Facemeat is a character in Minecraft: Story Mode who appears in "A Journey's End?". He is voiced by John Sanders.



Facemeat is a Gladiator in the Games with a 2.5 block build. He wears white pants, black shoes and a white sleeveless shirt with a cyan colored center. He also has two black shoulder guards and black gloves with cyan colored ends. He also sports black side-burns, but no hair. His natural eye color appears to be brown, however, his right eye appears to be blind, giving it a white color. There is also a scar above his right eye which is supposedly linked with his partial blindness.


Facemeat doesn't appear to be very intelligent, as he talks in broken sentences and seems to be rather simple-minded, with him always saying "Facemeat" when he means himself. This can be shown by the fact that despite being the Gladiator guarding the portal to the quartz mines, which means that he's supposed to keep the miners in and the competitors out, he is easily swayed by Jesse's cute puppy eyes, and allows Jesse to have his/her friends back in exchange for a piece of bread.


"Don't you hello Facemeat."
—Facemeat to Jesse. src
"Ooops. Did Facemeat drop something?"
—Facemeat to himself before dropping a piece of TNT. src
"Too many... perspectives..."
—Facemeat to himself. src
"Hey, no need to yell. Though Facemeat is impressed."
—Facemeat to Jesse when he/she asks impolitely. src
"Facemeat appreciates the politeness, hang on."
—Facemeat to Jesse when he/she asks nicely. src
"Here comes the boom!"
—Facemeat while throwing a block of TNT during Lava Race.  src
"Bread, huh? It's not cake, but Facemeat is starving."
—Facemeat after Jesse gives him a loaf of bread. src
"Yeah, Facemeat wants to discuss his benefits plan. "
—Facemeat to Hadrian and Mevia.  src
"It almost feels like Jesse is acting as a mirror... a vessel in which to see the emptiness of our own actions and the meaninglessness of being a pawn for others. "
—Facemeat to the other Gladiators. (Determinant) src
Jesse: "Oh, my gosh, do you really think so? That's terrible!"
Facemeat: "Oh, wow, I mean, yeah! Could you not tell?"
Jesse: "I hate you."
—Jesse and Facemeat in the Walls. src


  • Facemeat is one of the only known characters to be possibly blind in one eye.
  • Facemeat appears to talk about himself in third person.
  • He shows a moment of clarity in speech, if Jesse doesn't say anything to the Gladiators. (Determinant)
  • Facemeat, along side Axel, Slab, Reuben (Human), Clutch, Emily, Capital T, and other Gladiators are the only named characters in Minecraft: Story Mode to have bigger builds.


Minecraft Story Mode
Jesse's Gang JesseOliviaAxelPetraReuben (Pig)Lukas
EnderCon EnderCon AnnouncerIvySiggeReuben (Human)OtisDJOwenLydia
The Order of the Stone Soren the ArchitectGabriel the WarriorEllegaard the Redstone EngineerMagnus the RogueIvor
Redstonia CalvinOld Farmer ManFarmer GloriaMabelDisco MickeySchoolboySandyRedstonists
Boom Town NohrTNT DustinDeath Bowl AnnouncerGriefers
The Blaze Rods AidenGillMaya
Beacontown FangirlBob (Hero in Residence)RadarWink
Sky City IsaMiloReginaldSky City GuardsPhillipeBenedictSky City Townspeople
The Mansion Cassie RoseWinslowThe White PumpkinTorqueDawg
YouTubers CaptainSparklezLDShadowLadyStampy CatStacy PlaysDanTDM
Crown Mesa Harry (Human)PAMACrown Mesa Townspeople
The Old Builders HarperHadrianMeviaOtto
The Games NellEmilyHerzogSebastianCompetitorsGladiatorsSlab the ImmovableClutchFacemeatCapital T
Animals CowsChickensPigsSheepOcelotsHorsesBatsSquidsWolves
Monsters ZombiesSkeletonsSpidersCreepersWitchesEndermenEndermitesGhastsBlazesChicken JockeySpider JockeyThe Ender DragonThe Wither StormGuardiansElder Guardians
Utility Mobs Iron Golems
Jack's Gang JackNurmVos
Champion City LlunaStellaRodrigo
Sea Temple The Admin
Alive characters appear in green. Deceased characters appear in red.

Unknown characters appear in blue. Determinant characters appear in pink.

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