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"And Facemeat. Doesn't. Like. Cheaters."
—Facemeat to Jesse. src

"Facemeat" is a character in Minecraft: Story Mode who appears in "A Journey's End?". He is voiced by John Sanders.

Biography

Appearance

Facemeat is a Gladiator in the Games with a 2.5 block build. He wears white pants, black shoes and a white sleeveless shirt with a cyan colored center. He also has two black shoulder guards and black gloves with cyan colored ends. He also sports black side-burns, but no hair. His natural eye color appears to be brown, however, his right eye appears to be blind, giving it a white color. There is also a scar above his right eye which is supposedly linked with his partial blindness.

Personality

Facemeat doesn't appear to be very intelligent, as he talks in broken sentences and seems to be rather simple-minded, with him always saying "Facemeat" when he means himself. This can be shown by the fact that despite being the Gladiator guarding the portal to the quartz mines, which means that he's supposed to keep the miners in and the competitors out, he is easily swayed by Jesse's cute puppy eyes, and allows Jesse to have his/her friends back in exchange for a piece of bread.

Quotes

"Don't you hello Facemeat."
—Facemeat to Jesse. src
"Ooops. Did Facemeat drop something?"
—Facemeat to himself before dropping a piece of TNT. src
"Too many... perspectives..."
—Facemeat to himself. src
"Hey, no need to yell. Though Facemeat is impressed."
—Facemeat to Jesse when he/she asks impolitely. src
"Facemeat appreciates the politeness, hang on."
—Facemeat to Jesse when he/she asks nicely. src
"Here comes the boom!"
—Facemeat while throwing a block of TNT during Lava Race.  src
"Bread, huh? It's not cake, but Facemeat is starving."
—Facemeat after Jesse gives him a loaf of bread. src
"Yeah, Facemeat wants to discuss his benefits plan. "
—Facemeat to Hadrian and Meviasrc
"It almost feels like Jesse is acting as a mirror... a vessel in which to see the emptiness of our own actions and the meaninglessness of being a pawn for others. "
—Facemeat to the other Gladiators. (Determinant) src
Jesse: "Oh, my gosh, do you really think so? That's terrible!"
Facemeat: "Oh, wow, I mean, yeah! Could you not tell?"
Jesse: "I hate you."
—Jesse and Facemeat in the Walls. (Determinant) src


Trivia

  • Facemeat is one of the only known characters to be possibly blind in one eye.
  • Facemeat appears to talk about himself in third person.
  • He shows a moment of clarity in speech, if Jesse doesn't say anything to the Gladiators. (Determinant)
  • Facemeat, along side Axel, Slab, Reuben (Human), Clutch, Emily, Capital T, Rodrigo, other Gladiators, and Stella's bodyguards are the only named characters in Minecraft: Story Mode to have bigger builds.

Gallery

Characters
Minecraft: Story Mode
Jesse's Gang JesseOliviaAxelReuben (Pig)PetraLukasIvorRadar
The Old Order of the Stone Soren the ArchitectGabriel the WarriorEllegaard the Redstone EngineerMagnus the Rogue
Bosses The Ender DragonThe Wither Storm
The Blaze Rods AidenGillMaya
EnderCon "EnderCon Announcer"IvySiggeReuben (Human)Otis"DJ"OwenLydia"Fanboy""Henchman"
Redstonia Calvin"Old Farmer Man""Farmer" GloriaMabel"Disco" Mickey"Schoolboy"Sandy
Boom Town Nohr"TNT" Dustin"Death Bowl Announcer"
Beacontown Nell"Fangirl"Bob (Hero in Residence)Wink
Sky City IsaMiloReginaldPhillipeBenedict
YouTubers CaptainSparklezLDShadowLadyStampy CatStacy PlaysDanTDMBigbst4tz2
The Mansion Cassie RoseWinslowThe White Pumpkin"TorqueDawg"
Crown Mesa Harry (Human)PAMA
The Old Builders HadrianMeviaOttoHarper
The Games EmilyHerzogSebastianSlab the ImmovableClutch"Facemeat""Capital T"
Jack's Gang JackNurmVos
Champion City LlunaStellaRodrigo
Sea Temple Romeo
Sunshine Institute Xara"The Warden"Large HenryOxbloodGeoffRobBrickBig HankTerryCarmine
Alive characters appear in green. Deceased characters appear in red.

Unknown characters appear in blue. Determinant characters appear in pink.

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