Facemeat talking to Jesse
|Aliases||One of Those Big Guys (by Jesse),|
Beefy Dude (by Jesse)
|Latest Known Status||Alive|
Slab the Immovable,
Jesse's Gang (Formerly),
|First Appearance||"A Journey's End?"|
|Latest Appearance||"A Journey's End?"|
- "And Facemeat. Doesn't. Like. Cheaters."
- —Facemeat to Jesse. src
Facemeat is a Gladiator in the Games with a 2.5 block build. He wears white pants, black shoes and a white sleeveless shirt with a cyan colored center. He also has two black shoulder guards and black gloves with cyan colored ends. He also sports black side-burns, but no hair. His natural eye color appears to be brown, however, his right eye appears to be blind, giving it a white color. There is also a scar above his right eye which is supposedly linked with his partial blindness.
Facemeat doesn't appear to be very intelligent, as he talks in broken sentences and seems to be rather simple-minded, with him always saying "Facemeat" when he means himself. This can be shown by the fact that despite being the Gladiator guarding the portal to the quartz mines, which means that he's supposed to keep the miners in and the competitors out, he is easily swayed by Jesse's cute puppy eyes, and allows Jesse to have his/her friends back in exchange for a piece of bread.
- "Don't you hello Facemeat."
- —Facemeat to Jesse. src
- "Ooops. Did Facemeat drop something?"
- —Facemeat to himself before dropping a piece of TNT. src
- "Too many... perspectives..."
- —Facemeat to himself. src
- "Hey, no need to yell. Though Facemeat is impressed."
- —Facemeat to Jesse when he/she asks impolitely. src
- "Facemeat appreciates the politeness, hang on."
- —Facemeat to Jesse when he/she asks nicely. src
- "Bread, huh? It's not cake, but Facemeat is starving."
- —Facemeat after Jesse gives him a loaf of bread. src
- "It almost feels like Jesse is acting as a mirror... a vessel in which to see the emptiness of our own actions and the meaninglessness of being a pawn for others. "
- —Facemeat to the other Gladiators (Determinant). src
- Jesse: "Oh, my gosh, do you really think so? That's terrible!"
- Facemeat: "Oh, wow, I mean, yeah! Could you not tell?"
- Jesse: "I hate you."
- —Jesse and Facemeat in the Walls. src
- Facemeat is one of the only known characters to be possibly blind in one eye.
- Facemeat appears to talk about himself in third person.
- He shows a moment of clarity in speech, if Jesse doesn't say anything to the Gladiators. (Determinant)
- Facemeat, along side Axel, Slab, Reuben (Human), Clutch, Emily, Capital T, and other Gladiators are the only characters in Minecraft: Story Mode to have bigger builds.